To: (see below) Subject: The search for Claire Swires The jokes are at the very bottom, but the real value is the e-mails from Claire Swires a bit furhter up. PS : NR = Norton Rose From: Peter.Brudenall@BakerNet.com To: gvanlerberghe@hotmail.com CC: Dominic.Instone@BakerNet.com, Paul.Lanzone@BakerNet.com, Lindsay.Kyle@BakerNet.com, khughes@copyright.com.au, sharetrader@optusnet.com.au Subject: FW: The search for Claire Swires Date: Tue, 12 Dec 2000 13:05:48 +0800 Gilles, Could you please see if there is a CLAIRE SWIRES in France? Scroll down and read this email from the bottom to the top for the full details. Peter. -----Original Message----- From: Adams, Nicola Sent: Tuesday, 12 December 2000 9:20 To: Instone, Dominic; Goldberg, Helen; Andrew Crombie (E-mail); Gupta, Renu Subject: FW: The search for Claire Swires With all your UK connections, maybe you can piece it together and find Claire - read from the bottom up... -----Original Message----- From: Williams John (SGLAW) [mailto:JPW@SGLAW.co.nz] Sent: Monday, 11 December 2000 20:08 To: Nicola Adams (E-mail) Subject: FW: The search for Claire Swires Nic, Thought this may not have reached Sydney. Its the Alaskan Assassin all over again but far worse. -----Original Message----- From: Kennedy Giles (SGLAW) Sent: Monday, 11 December 2000 10:56 pm To: Gargan Paul (SGLAW); Allen David (SGLAW); Grover Damien (SGLAW); 'svsmith@linklaters.com';'AndrewK@boffamiskell.co.nz'; 'Mark.Verbiest@telecom.co.nz'; Williams John (SGLAW) Subject: FW: The search for Claire Swires The Alaskan assassin got off lightly! -----Original Message----- From: Lee Thompson [mailto:LThompson@clmlaw.co.nz] Sent: Monday, 11 December 2000 1:10 pm To: 'ad'; 'adearden@kpmg.co.nz'; 'cam hays'; 'Chris Denny'; 'Clayton Kellett'; 'fiona_meads'; 'fitz o-e'; 'gilesk'; 'Guyser'; 'Hells'; 'janew'; 'Keith Kincaid'; 'Kiwiomalley@aol.com'; 'Nath'; 'nick'; 'Nina Boyes'; 'priss'; 'Reido'; 'rob aldridge'; 'rowster'; 'scottoe' Subject: FW: The search for Claire Swires Nice - just hope that 'Claire' is actually a chick and doesn't turn out to be some Swiss fag or something -----Original Message----- From: Tim Mahood [ mailto:TimM@jaws.co.nz ] Sent: Monday, 11 December 2000 11:51 To: Stuart Forsyth (E-mail); Rowan Anstis (E-mail); Adrain Smith (E-mail); Damon Buckley (E-mail); Evil (E-mail); Cristian Tenana (E-mail); 'Marcus_Traill@bnz.co.nz'; 'jared.otto@pwcglobal.com'; 'rjgray@kpmg.co.nz'; 'bmaloney@skytv.co.nz'; Danna Mitchell (E-mail); Rebecca Smith (E-mail); 'ellajessie@hotmail.com'; 'sarahstrong@hotmail.com'; Sophie Cotter (E-mail) Subject: FW: The search for Claire Swires You lads over in OZ might as well kick this one into gear over there, the rest of you forward this onto anyone who might know this mystery lass. This is very funny read the joke at the very bottom and then scroll up .... The search for Claire Swires then forward it on.....so it finally gets back to her -----Original Message----- From: Christopher Flatt [SMTP:christopher.flatt@chapmantripp.co.nz] Sent: Monday, December 11, 2000 11:20 AM To: 'Aaron Dooney'; Andrew Roche; 'Angus Dawson'; 'Barnaby Stewart'; 'Belinda Morris'; 'Bruce Scott'; 'Bud Butler'; 'Chris Simmons'; Clint Harding; 'Craig Pitt'; 'Duncan Wallace'; 'Estelle Davies'; 'Ian Finch'; 'Jarad O'Hara'; 'Jason Dunn'; 'Jenine Flatt'; 'Jeremy Miocevic'; 'Kate Simkiss'; 'Kathryn Chamberlain'; 'Kevin Glover'; 'Kirsten Massey'; 'Luke McCarthy'; 'Mark Dunmore'; 'Matt Findlay'; Melanie Schroeder; 'Mike Udy'; Miriam Knight; 'Moatz'; 'Natasha Alley'; 'Nick Wills'; 'Nimmo'; 'Paddy Casey'; 'Poynter'; Rachael Johnson; 'Randeep Sunner'; 'Rich Gabelich'; 'Sally Beard'; Sarah Udy; 'Scott Kendall'; 'Simon Nicholson'; 'Simon Pond'; Steve Keall; 'Stretch'; 'Tim Mahood'; 'Tim Walden'; 'Titus Rahiri' Subject: FW: The search for Claire Swires this is very funny read the joke at the very bottom and then scroll up ....the search for Claire Swires then forward it on.....so it finally gets back to her -----Original Message----- From: Nick Lodder [ mailto:nick.lodder@russellmcveagh.com ] Sent: Monday, 11 December 2000 10:35 To: cheezle (E-mail); Adrian Brown (E-mail) (E-mail); Rich Gabelich (E-mail); Chris Bell (E-mail) (E-mail); Beard Sally (SGLAW) (E-mail) Subject: The search for Claire Swires this is funny read the joke at the bottom and then scroll up ...the search for Claire Swires then forward it on.....so it finally gets back to her -----Original Message----- From: Mike Clayton Sent: Monday, 11 December 2000 10:30 am To: Suzanne Westgate; AKL Grads Subject: RE: Butler, do you know this girl? -----Original Message----- From: Suzanne Westgate Sent: Monday, 11 December 2000 10:25 AM To: AKL Grads; AKL Summer Clerks Subject: FW: start at the bottom of this email then scroll up for some serious cringe material. You dear wee summer clerks, let this serve as a warning of the perils of emailing your secrets! -----Original Message----- From: Nicholson Alex amn [ mailto:alex.nicholson@bellgully.com ] Sent: Monday, 11 December 2000 10:15 To: Brendan (E-mail); Claire (E-mail); Carlos (E-mail); Gareth (E-mail); Liz S (E-mail); 'matthew.radich@tv3.co.nz'; Pete Algar (E-mail); Susie Q (E-mail); Suzie (E-mail); Tamar1 (E-mail); Tim Mullins (E-mail); Tomi (E-mail); Tracy W (E-mail) Subject: FW: Oh dear. -----Original Message----- From: Baker Miranda MAB Sent: Monday, 11 December 2000 10:05 To: Nicholson Alex amn; Cantell Melissa MEJC; Max Shoshana shdm; Tinkler Vanessa VLT Subject: FW: oh dear this poor girl - why some things should not be sent in an email... -----Original Message----- From: King, Matt MQK Sent: Monday, 11 December 2000 9:21 To: Martin, Simon SNM; Meyer Matthew MQM; Rumball Rachel RUM; Osborne Matthew MJO; Baker Miranda MAB Subject: FW: Start at bottom with the joke and then check out the confession from Claire Swires. This has gone all over London. Now let's make it NZ. -----Original Message----- From: Sarch, Patrick [ mailto:sarchpaj@nortonrose.com ] Sent: Saturday, 9 December 2000 5:58 To: 'Anthony'; 'Claydude'; 'Collins'; 'Cro Magnon'; 'Jah Otis'; 'Jezzer'; 'Kev@UBS'; 'kingy'; 'ninja'; 'Nuria'; 'Putters'; 'rich'; 'Slash'; 'tazza'; 'Trev'; 'zac' Subject: FW: check this out - worth the effort...start at the bottom Norton Rose is a ruthless place to be -----Original Message----- From: Stephens, Sarah Sent: Friday, December 08, 2000 4:48 PM To: Sarch, Patrick Subject: FW: -----Original Message----- From: Alison Bunting [ mailto:Alison.Bunting@Ashurst.com ] Sent: 08 December 2000 16:25 To: Stephens, Sarah Subject: FW: -----Original Message----- From: Jonathan Parry Sent: 08 December 2000 16:12 To: Alison Bunting Subject: FW: -----Original Message----- From: Jonathan Parry Sent: 08 December 2000 16:10 To: James Broadhurst; Brigit Hanwell; Adrian D Elliott; Angus Dodwell; Lilimarlen Hoff; Shona Power; Georgina McNeil; Nicholas Lees; Georgina Harris; Mary Gatehouse Subject: Watch what you confess in your e-mails. Scroll down read the joke followed by "Claire Swires'" frank confession (which is now being thrown all over the information super-highway). Anyone ever heard of her? -----Original Message----- From: Nick Jefferson Sent: 08 December 2000 15:38 To: Nicholas Attwell; James Trafford; Ian Warner; Jonathan Parry; Martin Bavinton Subject: FW: Where is Claire Squires? -----Original Message----- From: Paul Armstrong Sent: 08 December 2000 15:38 To: Frank Thianer; Sofia de Meyer; Bradley Kidd; Nick Jefferson Subject: FW: Where is Claire Squires? Read the jokes and then scroll up to see the unfortunate response from claire swires and begin the hunt to return the Email to it's owner -----Original Message----- From: Paul Hinton [ mailto:paul.hinton@bbc.co.uk ] Sent: 08 December 2000 14:12 To: 'Erik.frisch@Ashursts.com'; 'Tony_Norris@bdo.co.uk'; 'russ.coff@aol.com' Subject: FW: "yours was yum" Read the jokes and then scroll up to see the unfoirtunate response from claire swires and begin the hunt to return the Email to it's owner -----Original Message----- From: Poole, Charlotte [SMTP:CLP@ffwlaw.com] Sent: Friday, December 08, 2000 2:09 PM To: Secondment - Paul Hinton Subject: FW: "yours was yum" amusing scroll down -----Original Message----- From: Malhotra, Samidha [ mailto:samidha.malhotra@csfb.com ] Sent: Friday, December 08, 2000 1:55 PM To: Hudson, Toby; 'clp@ffwlaw.com'; 'sophiec@foresight.co.uk'; 'marie.smith@butterworths.com'; 'louise.buczkiewicz@simmon-simmons.com'; 'stephen.a.reid@sb.com'; 'rachel.andrews@simmons-simmons.com'; 'sarah.dinneen@entranet.co.uk' Subject: FW: "yours was yum" I know its mean, but v funny...poor girl!! -----Original Message----- From: David.Clark@cliffordchance.com [SMTP:David.Clark@cliffordchance.com] Sent: 08 December 2000 11:26 To: awj4255@hotmail.com; atif.karim@gb.unisys.com; cwarrendickins@trowers.com; fiona.patten@sjberwin.com; R.Crouch@battens.co.uk; SAdat78697@aol.com; samidha.malhotra@csfb.com; Tim.Crocker@cliffordchance.com; Susan.Blatchford@cliffordchance.com Subject: FW: "yours was yum" scroll - the jokes are at the very bottom, but the real value is the e-mails from Ms. Swire a bit further up -----Original Message----- From: Nicholas.Coddington@AllenOvery.com [ mailto:Nicholas.Coddington@AllenOvery.com ] Sent: 07 December 2000 17:22 To: David.Downward@AllenOvery.com; RobF@CHSHEFF-TR.TRENT.NHS.UK; david.clark@cliffordchance.com; garcia_felipe@jpmorgan.com; Roundboy_8@yahoo.com; George.Knighton@AllenOvery.com; james.caterer@artscouncil.org.uk; rtyler@huon.net; PJH@d4-design.co.uk; stephfullagar@hotmail.com; Stephen.Thomas@Commerzbank.co.uk Subject: FW: "yours was yum" This is good. It's Loreal, but I'm worth it -----Original Message----- From: Marshall, Joanna (TR) Sent: Thursday, December 07, 2000 6:16 PM To: Williams, Tom; Whitelock, Ben; Raman, Krishna; Strang, Emma; Bennett, Clare: (NY); Klimes, Adam: (PG); Ainger, Luke: (BR); Turrell, Ben:ICM (PA); Cantwell, Sarah; Jones, Bronwen; Perinparaja, Anjali:LT (LN); Bower, Nicholas:PG (LN); Coddington, Nicholas: (WR); Daykin, Susie: (BD); Haddon, Imogen (ML); Manisty, Victoria: (RM); Watson, Davina Subject: FW: "yours was yum" This has apparently been going round Norton Rose. Very funny! -----Original Message----- From: Ferri, David [ mailto:ferridg@nortonrose.com ] Sent: Thursday, December 07, 2000 6:07 PM To: 'nick scouser'; 'nick roth'; 'alex'; 'rick'; 'joanna'; 'bec'; 'crispin' Subject: FW: "yours was yum" one of the best emails i've seen in yonks!! HUNT HER DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!! -----Original Message----- From: Falkner, Claire Sent: 07 December 2000 19:56 To: Hames, Joel; Ferri, David; Drummond, Edward; Driver, Robert; Walker, Steven; Murray, Grant; Knight, Peter; Newby, Chris; Moss, Jason Cc: Banner, Heather; Boxer, Sonya; Williamson, Emma Subject: RE: "yours was yum" and she just doesn't look like that type of girl - you can't trust anyone, can you? -----Original Message----- From: Hames, Joel Sent: 07 December 2000 16:55 To: Ferri, David; Falkner, Claire; Drummond, Edward; Driver, Robert; Walker, Steven; Murray, Grant; Knight, Peter; Newby, Chris; Moss, Jason Cc: Banner, Heather; Boxer, Sonya; Williamson, Emma Subject: RE: "yours was yum" http://www.google.com/search?q=cache:community.icollector.com/++%22claire+ sw ire%22&hl=en found her -----Original Message----- From: Ferri, David Sent: 07 December 2000 16:50 To: Falkner, Claire; Drummond, Edward; Driver, Robert; Hames, Joel; Walker, Steven; Murray, Grant; Knight, Peter; Newby, Chris; Moss, Jason Cc: Banner, Heather; Boxer, Sonya; Williamson, Emma Subject: RE: "yours was yum" what a top lass let's start a campaign to find her -----Original Message----- From: Falkner, Claire Sent: 07 December 2000 19:35 To: Drummond, Edward; Driver, Robert; Hames, Joel; Walker, Steven; Murray, Grant; Knight, Peter; Ferri, David; Newby, Chris; Moss, Jason Cc: Banner, Heather; Boxer, Sonya; Williamson, Emma Subject: RE: "yours was yum" just found the same thing - still, how many swires are there in this city? -----Original Message----- From: Drummond, Edward Sent: 07 December 2000 16:34 To: Falkner, Claire; Driver, Robert; Hames, Joel; Walker, Steven; Murray, Grant; Knight, Peter; Ferri, David; Newby, Chris; Moss, Jason Cc: Banner, Heather; Boxer, Sonya; Williamson, Emma Subject: RE: "yours was yum" she isn't NR actually now I've looked for her name on internal directory. So we don't know her email address. -----Original Message----- From: Falkner, Claire Sent: 07 December 2000 16:33 To: Drummond, Edward; Driver, Robert; Hames, Joel; Walker, Steven; Murray, Grant; Knight, Peter; Ferri, David; Newby, Chris; Moss, Jason Cc: Banner, Heather; Boxer, Sonya; Williamson, Emma Subject: RE: "yours was yum" has anyone else been tempted to forward this back to her? -----Original Message----- From: Drummond, Edward Sent: 07 December 2000 16:31 To: Driver, Robert; Hames, Joel; Walker, Steven; Murray, Grant; Knight, Peter; Ferri, David; Newby, Chris; Moss, Jason Cc: Banner, Heather; Boxer, Sonya; Williamson, Emma; Falkner, Claire Subject: RE: "yours was yum" they are all NR -----Original Message----- From: Driver, Robert Sent: 07 December 2000 16:31 To: Drummond, Edward; Hames, Joel; Walker, Steven; Murray, Grant; Knight, Peter; Ferri, David; Newby, Chris; Moss, Jason Cc: Banner, Heather; Boxer, Sonya; Williamson, Emma; Falkner, Claire Subject: RE: "yours was yum" who are these people? do they work at NR -----Original Message----- From: Drummond, Edward Sent: 07 December 2000 16:28 To: Hames, Joel; Walker, Steven; Murray, Grant; Driver, Robert; Knight, Peter; Ferri, David; Newby, Chris; Moss, Jason Cc: Banner, Heather; Boxer, Sonya; Williamson, Emma; Falkner, Claire Subject: FW: "yours was yum" beggars belief. I feel honour bound to circulate this. -----Original Message----- From: Chait, Bradley Sent: 07 December 2000 16:25 To: Tarbuck, Andrew; Caffarate, Nick; Townsend, Nathan; McDougall, Jamie; Davies, Stuart; Drummond, Edward Subject: "yours was yum" now THAT'S a nice compliment from a lass, isn't it? -----Original Message----- From: Claire Swire Sent: 07 December 2000 16:12 To: Chait, Bradley Subject: RE: I hadn't swallowed for years but yours was yum and very good for me too! Apparently it's very good conditioner for your hair too...getting a funny picture in my head, giggling out loud and now having to explain to Dave what's so funny! -----Original Message----- From: Chait, Bradley [ mailto:chaitb@nortonrose.com ] Sent: 07 December 2000 16:10 To: 'Claire Swire' Subject: RE: Not ALL the time I hope (or so you would have me believe) -----Original Message----- From: Claire Swire Sent: 07 December 2000 16:07 To: Chait, Bradley Subject: RE: lucky I swallow so that wont be happening to me! -----Original Message----- From: Chait, Bradley [ mailto:chaitb@nortonrose.com ] Sent: 07 December 2000 16:06 To: 'Claire Swire' Subject: RE: cute -----Original Message----- From: Claire Swire Sent: 07 December 2000 15:53 To: Adrian James (E-mail); Benny Shipley (E-mail); Chait, Bradley; Caroline Scotson (E-mail); Chris May (E-mail); Ellie Thorneycroft (E-mail); Mark de st croix (E-mail); Matt Metos (E-mail); Pete Kenyon (E-mail); Toby Clarke (E-mail) Subject: A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. 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